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Bill Cady's Blog – April 2011 Archive (35)

We love baseball and it loves us back.

BASEBALL

The great American pastime. Part of the quartet including Mom, Chevrolet and apple pie. It’s a sport I’ve always loved, but more as a spectator than a player. My normal playing spot was right field, where I was about a C+. My talent in the batting cage was in the B area, maybe a B+ at times, since I could hit a long ball on occasion.

Baseball can be as…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 30, 2011 at 11:33am — No Comments

Many similar instances mean the culprit goes to prison.

TAXPAYER RAPE

by Bill Cady on April 28, 2011[edit]

It’s legal. Could be called “fiscal plundering”, I suppose. Maybe even…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 28, 2011 at 10:02pm — No Comments

I know it's true, 'cause he's my buddy.

HE’S REALLY A VERY NICE GUY

Oh, and he’s smart, too. Really, you can tell it right away when you meet the guy. Although he doesn’t have much to say, he still communicates very well.

In his favor, he’s not bigoted or discriminatory. He’ll shake your hand without giving you a HD look-over first to “qualify you”. As far as the intelligence, (again, a point in his…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 27, 2011 at 1:50pm — No Comments

Everyone wants to put two bucks on his nose in the last couple minutes before the starting gun.

THE UNDERDOG

The definition of an underdog is about as plain and simple as that of being homeless. Both are very easy to understand. The underdog is the contestant, or the team in some cases, everyone expects to lose. The homeless are understood by everyone to…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 26, 2011 at 1:40pm — No Comments

How it's said. Much deeper than potato/potahto or tomato/tomahto

It seems we can get your attention if it’s attempted in the proper way. Very short post today. The 1:48 video says it better than I ever could. Please take it to heart and remember, any small thing you can do to help will be enormously appreciated.

I’m…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 25, 2011 at 2:13am — No Comments

No leash law will ever keep you safe from it.

IRONY IS A DOG THAT BITES VERY HARD

A relatively new subscriber initiated a two-part question, something I’ve asked for many times but rarely received. The first question: am I able to use a stated phrase, (in this case it’s one of my own witticisms), as the theme of a blog post? The second question: do I ever object when someone suggests a topic for an article?

In…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 24, 2011 at 10:41am — No Comments

GOD NEVER SAID THEE, THY, OR THOU

Those words came from someone else.

More concisely, God never “said”. Since He has no body, He also has no voice. Not a sound as we understand it. It doesn’t stop there, either. By whatever means He communicated with mankind those first times, if He did any input on the bible, it wasn’t in English. That language had yet to be created. The bible, as I’ve said in the past, is the greatest fiction piece…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 23, 2011 at 12:18pm — No Comments

Okay, we're busted.

THE SLEAZEBAG WAS ONE OF “US”

Kinda-sorta hurts when you’re forced to stand up and declare “one of us” has been a bad guy. People always love to step to the window and say “He’s one of us” when a member of their group is the hero. Does something good or unique. “That’s one of our guys.” It’s a “pride thing” and we all do it.

Where it takes character is to follow…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 22, 2011 at 12:33pm — No Comments

Not as silly as what "Tiny Tim" did, but close enough.

TIPTOEING

Perhaps the world would be better served if someone was hired or appointed to follow me around recording the oddities in and about my life. Such as this newest curiosity, the fact I’m now forced on occasion to diddy-bop around the house on tiptoes.

It’s an adaptation I picked up because of, I assume, the diabetes I now enjoy. As I’ve said in other posts,…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 21, 2011 at 11:54am — No Comments

Not as silly as what "Tiny Tim" did, but close enough.

TIPTOEING

by Bill Cady on April 21, 2011[edit]

Perhaps the world would be better served if someone was hired or appointed…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 21, 2011 at 11:53am — No Comments

This is bigotry to the max and widely accepted as "okay'.

YOU GO TO HELL!

Ever hear that from anyone?

I could start this on a humorous bent, but I won’t. There’s a point to be made and it won’t be reached if I spend the limited space I have today regaling you with laughter.

Kiss my ass! Drop dead! Tell it to the hand! Screw you, (or a variation of…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 20, 2011 at 1:51pm — No Comments

Wolves pull down and tear apart the weakest members of the herd.

BOTH ENDS OF THE SPECTRUM

Kids and old people. They get inserted into our world, too. (I’ll always be a homeless guy as long as there are legal residents of this country without a roof and a bed). It’s a world where no one wants to be, but many are forced into. Very sadly, as I’ve mentioned in the past, there are some of us who become so inured to living that way we become unrecoverable. Turn into…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 19, 2011 at 12:11pm — No Comments

If this puke gets the death penalty, I volunteer to kill him for free ... and I'll smile as I watch the life leave his eyes.

THE SLEAZEBAG

You just received a boost in the ratings. All of you. That includes you, the cheapskate with a wad of bonus money you just lucked into filling your pocket. You come across a homeless guy whose very appearance attests he hasn’t eaten in three days. You step around him as you go into Mickey D’s to grab a bag of fries and a Coke to take the edge off being hungry three hours before dinner.

That same…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 18, 2011 at 11:50am — 4 Comments

It's the fastest way I've ever seen to destroy a great relationship. Think I'm wrong?

MARRIED IS MARRED WITH AN “I” IN IT

by Bill Cady on April 16, 2011[edit]

This idea first came to me as a play on words. A pun. Perhaps something I’d…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 16, 2011 at 11:33am — No Comments

You may have one living right next door and never know it.

ARE YOUR CHILDREN SAFE …

by Bill Cady on April 15, 2011[edit]

… around a quadrigamist?

Probably, as long as the exposure isn’t too lengthy.…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 15, 2011 at 2:53pm — No Comments

This is people helping people. Is your name on the list?

CHARGERS FEED THE HUNGRY …

by Bill Cady on April 14, 2011[edit]

… and volunteers donate a little time.

The problem is, I can’t remember why…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 14, 2011 at 12:35pm — No Comments

Info on events affecting YOU, the homeless, and the world-at-large.

POTPOURRI APRIL, 2011

The items listed below are links I’ve gathered of late but either didn’t have enough in them to create an entire blog post, or I hadn’t yet gotten to ‘em so far. This feature, the potpourri, is something I run around the beginning to the middle of each month.…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 13, 2011 at 2:15pm — No Comments

... get an ugly girl to marry you.

WHAT ABOUT UGLY WOMEN?

A friend and I were talking today and it was suggested I find a way to include the topic in one of my blog posts. Since I almost never pass by a chance to put up something that’ll help any of us, the homeless, I thought about it and decided the idea made sense. Differently than usual, I’ll begin with this short song, a comical oldie by Jimmy Soul – If You Want To Be Happy (for the rest of your life, don’t…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 12, 2011 at 12:43pm — No Comments

Remember how much you hated a "forced bedtime" when you were a kid?

UNUSUAL SLEEP HABITS

That title may lead many of our regular readers to think I’m gonna go into my oddball sleep times, but I’m not. Instead, we’ll focus on different things people are sometimes forced to do so they can sleep.

Imagine being forced to form new habits in order to get a night’s sleep. Among them is one where you have to learn to cover your eyes with one hand to block out the glare of a blinding spotlight on a…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 11, 2011 at 2:16pm — No Comments

We aren't all the same.

MET ANOTHER HOMELESS GUY TODAY

I’ve met him before a few times. Nondescript is a good description. Mid to late 30s, but that’s only seen when you look close. A casual glance would indicate late 40s or more.

Can’t remember his name, although he did fill-in once when I needed some work done and my main homeless guy, Billy White, had to scramble…

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Added by Bill Cady on April 10, 2011 at 12:33pm — No Comments

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